they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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