and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Just puked most of my soul out..
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