so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
where does the pee come out of this thing
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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