he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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