this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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