And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
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