At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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