Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Randomize
