he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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