As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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