do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Randomize
