She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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