bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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