I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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