it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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