I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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