they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Holy sore nipples Batman
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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