talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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