I heard we made out
well you can't waste a boner
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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