well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
It's blow job season.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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