I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Is it penis luge time yet?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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