STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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