i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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