I think scott just propositioned me for sex
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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