butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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