I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
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