you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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