We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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