this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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