is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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