I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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