Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
As shirtless as possible
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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