i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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