ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
dude i'm inner monologue high
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
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