last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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