On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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