That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
How naked do you want me to be?
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