I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
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