I'm sorry my penis didn't work
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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