What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Randomize
