Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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