My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
well you can't waste a boner
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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