No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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