me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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