remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
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