i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Ladies don't puke and tell
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Randomize
