Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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