omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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