He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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