He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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